米饭有个Razor Tongue

One American friend asks my ideas about Obama's coming over. Thank her for reminding me to write this. 

I think it was a nice move for Obama coming over to meet leaders of China, though China was not his first destination in his Asian tour and he inappropriately bent over to the Japanese king or something instead of bending over to the largest American Treasury-bond holder. Believe me, Japan never helps, but bails.

I barely know the members of his whole ‘band’ except Ms. Clinton and one Chinese-looking man who had denied his Chinese blood-nature for several times in public (I am not saying his name here, for he is not worth it). Ms. Clinton was acting a little funny and she was always caught wearing a way too serious facial expression during the whole China-visiting event. Last night I spotted her on TV talking about the possible chance of meeting Ms. Palin (ooops, another weird woman), and Ms. Clinton was talking with a mouth-open smile. I wonder maybe our country is less funny than Ms. Palin. Ms. Clinton, we are feeling terrible for not having cheered you up, and even the stupid-acting youths in town hall failed to woo you. Sorry again.

Mr. Obama did well in the town hall show. Really Well. Not only because Obama obviously did his homework well and got perfectly prepared, but also because the so-called future leaders of China did not show any spirit as promising youths for they merely threw lame and antique questions to Obama. What a shame!

Questions about the relationship between the sister cities?-Who cares? Are you the mayor or something?

Questions about whether the Obamas will come to China to visit the World Expo next year? (BTW, World Expo is another stupid idea and a totally wasting-money thing)-who cares? Are you the nanny of the Obamas? Be cool, if you are, for Obama will pay you anyway if they are to visit Expo next year.

Questions about the Nobel Peace Prize?-who cares? Thank God that Obama won this prize, otherwise you could not even come up with A QUESTION!

Can the questions be more lame? Why not asking the names of Obama’s parents? Or how are the vegetables doing in the backyard of Whitehouse?

Shame on you, Chinese oldies-like youths. What did Al Pacino tell you about the characteristics of future leaders in the movie-Scent of Woman?

 INTEGRITY and HONESTY!

Well, I know what you guys are thinking right now. If I think those questions are stupid and lame, what else can I come up with? Before heading to that, I would like to share some gossips with you. I heard the youth-representatives had been kept and trained together for quite a while before entering the town hall meeting (I suppose there was a camp or something for keeping them all in. For God’s sake, let’s hope it did not seem like a ZOO). Correct me if I am wrong. I do hope I am wrong.

I still would like to believe the representative youths were carefully drew from different majors, say, some are majoring in finance, and some are majoring in engineering, ect. Hope those people do have time to take in latest news, for they are toooooo busy with study and research. (Guys, BTW, rememeber, do not plagiarize please). Several days before Obama arriving to Asia, Mr. Liu Mingkang Critized the financial management policy that America is sticking to. If Obama is coming to talk about the exchange rate issue with Mr. Hu, why not asking this question directly by applying your own knowledge on international finance and International trade? If you are majoring in engineering, I suppose that you know some cumbersome issues within the high-tech stuff, so why not asking some specialized questions?

 If you are interested in gossips, why not asking question about his brother in Guangdong? Do not tell me you are not THAT kind of guy. I know you guys gossip ALL the time.

I can not see any hope from the youths if they can not even find FUN from what they are doing.

Chairman Mao once described the Chinese youths as early sunshine of 7 to 8 o’ clock. Thumbs up to you, youth-representatives! The Chinese youths you guys represented are as lame as the moon shadowed by the damned thick clouds.

Be a strong man, be true to your soul. Do not sell your soul, for it is worth less than a penny when sold.

Be a strong and confident nation, let your youth show the spirit of integrity and honesty.

Be a wise nation, do not have your youths play political card for you and lie to their hearts.

       Stand up, Chinese youth!

       Stand up, my dearest nation!

       Stand up, People’s Republic of China!

国庆阅兵式的总结如下：

战士们走的很整齐（但是和思密达们比差远了）；

Leaders看到女民兵方阵走出来的时候笑的很开心（全国人民都知道了， BTW, 谢谢你，导播，你很及时）；

现在部分民众很想知道阅兵的总开支是多少，请列明（既然奥运会的花费，还有连鸟巢那个丑玩意儿的花费都公开了）

 

到底什么时候，不需要你们花费这么多银子（数目一直不公开）撑场子，得瑟自己那...