米饭有个Razor Tongue

请在我的墓志铭上面写：一个自信的卷毛胖子 和 标题上的那一句。谢谢。ps 我觉得hairdressers用复数形式很NB。很有成就感。＝＝b＝＝b

星期天去理发店修剪头发。我觉得修剪后的造型丑的要命，可是大家都说好看。。。Damn!甚至我那学画画的小学同学也大叫 好看好看。Damn!! 甚至我那<胡子布满半张脸>的不靠谱表哥也慢吞吞的瞧了我好几眼然后坚定的说，嘿，不错啊。Damn! 我已然彻底绝望了。

还是讲讲在理发店发生的故事吧！

理发师建议了很多发型都被我一一否决了，然后最后一款 喜羊羊造型被我否决之后，他放弃了所有打算，问我，你想怎样啊啊啊啊啊？我说，随便修剪一下吧，刘海短点，我晚上不想扮鬼。

他于是乎开始飞快剪起来。剪着剪着。。突然，他的声音阴森森的从我的后背传来：嘿嘿～～你心中就没有理想的发型么。。。？

我不知道原来要做一枚qualified的姑娘，那么心中一定要有自己理想的发型？当时我竟然依然有开玩笑的心情，心中备选的答案有：bald, 寸头，平头，黑人爆炸小辫等。但是看到我妈妈正在笑容可掬的看着我和理发师。。于是我什么也没说。好屈辱。。我是一个"心中没有理想发型的姑娘"－请把这一句也加在我的墓志铭 谢谢。

后来，理发师剪着剪着又无聊了，又阴森森的问：嘿嘿～你这头发哪儿烫的啊？

我幽幽的说：。。。嘿嘿。。理发店？－说完这一句我好爽好爽

理发师哥哥生气了说：不是理发店还是哪儿啊，难不成是在你家？

我喜笑颜开说：哎嘿?! 也是啊。。－这时我已经开心坏了

可是理发师已经黑线==

之后理发进程行将结束的时候，理发师特别官方的问了一句，怎么样,还满意吗？

我说：。。那。。不满意的话，你能帮忙让头发长回去吗？(当时还闪烁着可怜的星星眼)

于是，星期日piss off 理发师的行动圆满结束了。我猜他一定特别生气，因为我觉得我的脑袋现在顶着史无前例丑的头型。尽管群众都说好看。Damn！

好吧，我又写不出来essay了，随便乱说一通娱乐群众好了。哼！

 

 

 

GA第四季开始，就是Christina被Burke抛弃在Altar 之后，还要面对Burke那picky到死的妈妈。

Burke妈妈说，我知道你爱Burke但是你更爱从他那里得到的世界级的专业指导。C同学张了张嘴，没有辩驳。

Christina的关键词是：hard-core, least emotional intern ever, commitment-phobic, awesome surgery skills.

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One American friend asks my ideas about Obama's coming over. Thank her for reminding me to write this. 

 

I think it was a nice move for Obama coming over to meet leaders of China, though China was not his first destination in his Asian tour and he inappropriately bent over to the Japanese king or something instead of bending over to the largest American Treasury-bond holder. Believe me, Japan never helps, but bails.

 

I barely know the members of his whole ‘band’ except Ms. Clinton and one Chinese-looking man who had denied his Chinese blood-nature for several times in public (I am not saying his name here, for he is not worth it). Ms. Clinton was acting a little funny and she was always caught wearing a way too serious facial expression during the whole China-visiting event. Last night I spotted her on TV talking about the possible chance of meeting Ms. Palin (ooops, another weird woman), and Ms. Clinton was talking with a mouth-open smile. I wonder maybe our country is less funny than Ms. Palin. Ms. Clinton, we are feeling terrible for not having cheered you up, and even the stupid-acting youths in town hall failed to woo you. Sorry again.

 

Mr. Obama did well in the town hall show. Really Well. Not only because Obama obviously did his homework well and got perfectly prepared, but also because the so-called future leaders of China did not show any spirit as promising youths for they merely threw lame and antique questions to Obama. What a shame!

 

Questions about the relationship between the sister cities?-Who cares? Are you the mayor or something?

Questions about whether the Obamas will come to China to visit the World Expo next year? (BTW, World Expo is another stupid idea and a totally wasting-money thing)-who cares? Are you the nanny of the Obamas? Be cool, if you are, for Obama will pay you anyway if they are to visit Expo next year.

Questions about the Nobel Peace Prize?-who cares? Thank God that Obama won this prize, otherwise you could not even come up with A QUESTION!

 

Can the questions be more lame? Why not asking the names of Obama’s parents? Or how are the vegetables doing in the backyard of Whitehouse?

 

Shame on you, Chinese oldies-like youths. What did Al Pacino tell you about the characteristics of future leaders in the movie-Scent of Woman?

 

 INTEGRITY and HONESTY!

 

Well, I know what you guys are thinking right now. If I think those questions are stupid and lame, what else can I come up with? Before heading to that, I would like to share some gossips with you. I heard the youth-representatives had been kept and trained together for quite a while before entering the town hall meeting (I suppose there was a camp or something for keeping them all in. For God’s sake, let’s hope it did not seem like a ZOO). Correct me if I am wrong. I do hope I am wrong.

I still would like to believe the representative youths were carefully drew from different majors, say, some are majoring in finance, and some are majoring in engineering, ect. Hope those people do have time to take in latest news, for they are toooooo busy with study and research. (Guys, BTW, rememeber, do not plagiarize please). Several days before Obama arriving to Asia, Mr. Liu Mingkang Critized the financial management policy that America is sticking to. If Obama is coming to talk about the exchange rate issue with Mr. Hu, why not asking this question directly by applying your own knowledge on international finance and International trade? If you are majoring in engineering, I suppose that you know some cumbersome issues within the high-tech stuff, so why not asking some specialized questions?

 If you are interested in gossips, why not asking question about his brother in Guangdong? Do not tell me you are not THAT kind of guy. I know you guys gossip ALL the time.

 

I can not see any hope from the youths if they can not even find FUN from what they are doing.

 

Chairman Mao once described the Chinese youths as early sunshine of 7 to 8 o’ clock. Thumbs up to you, youth-representatives! The Chinese youths you guys represented are as lame as the moon shadowed by the damned thick clouds.

 

Be a strong man, be true to your soul. Do not sell your soul, for it is worth less than a penny when sold.

 

Be a strong and confident nation, let your youth show the spirit of integrity and honesty.

 

Be a wise nation, do not have your youths play political card for you and lie to their hearts.

      

       Stand up, Chinese youth!

       Stand up, my dearest nation!

       Stand up, People’s Republic of China!